Animal Shaped Edibles

I'm absolutely sure that they are made for those with violent tendencies. It's just so much fun to bit off the bodyparts of cute, delicious animals. If you don't admit it, you're lying to yourself.

Yes, this was brought on by candy... I just ripped the head off a gummy worm. It was fun. And tasty. Heh.

Now I'm just thinking of all the possibilities... Biting ears off chocolate bunnies, crushing animal crackers, squishing the guts out of those marshmallow chicks... Ah, yes. The gummy bears are another very, very wonderful toy.

Another thing: anyone who says you're not supposed to play with your food obviously never came in contact with candy. Candy is just like toys for your mouth... Hmm, that doesn't sound quite right ^_^ Forget that. ^_^

This post doesn't make much sense, but it's fun. Now go mutilate some animal shaped candies. It'll make your day better. Make the most out of it. Rip off some heads, smash in some brains, slit some throats and/or guts... Remember, violence is always the answer. Despite what Santa Claus or Barney may say. Or whoever else. ^_^